Mark 16:17 & 18 There will be signs for true believers and among the signs:?

Read the New Testament and you will find proof for this. Let me ask you a question... what if for today it isn't literal it's figurative, it's symbolic... i firmly believe the snakes are the powers and principalities that we war with (ephesians 6) and the poison is all the different doctrines among the Church that go against the Bible, all the religious crap that goes on in the Church. Christianity isn't just a religion. It's a relationship with God, and it actually means Christ-like, but we as the Church today as a whole epically failed on that one, but there is still a remnant...